Stinkiness
4:02 p.m. - 2004-08-17
Guess what I�m not doing that I should be doing? Uhm, nevermind, that's too easy.
I very happily volunteered myself to translate the upcoming book of a child prodigy. WTF? Mmmkay, there�s this little girl, she�s about 11 or something, young kid, our director gave her a contract after he heard her reading at an open mic or something like that. I think what happened is that the mother harassed our director or who knows. In any case, today, Linda said, �Gabi, have you given me the translation of Yulianna�s book?�
�I don�t have it yet,� said Gabi.
�I�ll translate it,� I said.
�You will? Do you really want to?�
�Yes!�
�Good luck. Let me get the manuscript for you,� said Gabi.
I understand what she meant by �good luck� now. However, this is still in manuscript version, so there is hope for the book. In any case, I think this will sell because its a kid writing for kids. I�m trying to be hopeful here. Although I love our director and I believe in his vision and would do anything to continue it, I don�t know what he�s thinking when he accepts books like this one. Don�t get me wrong, I�m not going to dis it because like I said, there�s still hope, but damn.
The stinker just came in to clean the office. I wonder if I stink like that when I arrive in the morning. One of these days, when he�s not being too creepy, I�m going to ask him what kind of cologne he wears. If he tells me, I�m going to call the maker and tell them that I bought some for Dan the Man and that it made him deadly ill. Next, I�ll get Bo to draw up a fake Dr�s thing explaining what happened and then I�ll call NBC so they can send out an alert. Hopefully, local distributors will quit putting this product on the shelves and he�ll be left without his favorite stinky fragrance. The hard part is asking him in the first place; he might think I want to be his friend.
Seems like I�m surrounded by stinkiness today.
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